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Fffffuck.

[Someone has been reading his sister's journal. Especially the part about how she's no longer brainwashed by Mastermind into believing that they and their father Magneto are tighter than the Brady Bunch.]

Shit whatdoIdowhatdoIdo...

[The screen turns on, revealing a very nervous white-haired teen who can't seem to sit still. If there's a bit of guilt mixed in with all the fear...well, he's never been good at hiding his emotions except behind a veil of snark, which has currently failed him.]

This is Pietro Maximoff. Some of you might know my s-sister Wanda. Um. Look. I don't know what kind of crap she's been telling you [yes he does], but there's something you should know. My sister is really, really crazy, and a liar. You can't trust anything she tells you, okay? Especially about me and my father.

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[The last place Pietro wants to be is in Wanda's room where her friends can find him. Also that damn dog has already snapped at him twice. And he keeps freaking out about the reduction in his powers. Naturally this means that the is buzzing his way through the corridors of the Barge at his current top speed, which is just a fraction of what it is normally.]

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youronlyfriend

Why?

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fastestjackass

She's defaming us! Defaming my father! My father--Erik Lehnsherr is a great man!

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youronlyfriend

What?

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fastestjackass

I said my father's a great man! He never did anything to hurt her or anything like that. She's just full of crap!

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youronlyfriend

Your father is Erik Lensherr?

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[Azula, on her part, has been pretty much fine with the whole being on the Barge thing, although the power reduction - from what she assumes is the lack of natural sunlight - certainly feels weird, and while she knows Zuko is here usually and Iroh and Katara are here now, she doesn't really care. She already won. It's Zuzu's business if he wants to run off and do who knows what on a prison ship instead of enjoying being the hero who killed the Avatar.

So when Pietro buzzes by, he gets a raised eyebrow, because that speed is pretty impressive, even if it's not his usual barely noticeable blur.]

Someone's in quite a hurry.

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fastestjackass

[Oh hey distraction! He slows down in several bouncing skids, effectively distracted because whoah hot girl.]

I'm always in a hurry except when gorgeous people are involved. [Eyebrow eyebrow.]

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alwayslies

[Literally hot, in this case. :C]

And I suppose you think you're very clever.

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fastestjackass

I'm the cleverest! Fast feet, fast mind. [he jerks a thumb to his chest.] I'm Quicksilver, but you can call me Pietro. What name do I put on the roses?

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alwayslies

Princess Azula. Of the Fire Nation. And you can save them for someone who's actually interested.

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not_annika

I would appreciate it if you didn't attempt to damage my friend's reputation on board. She is neither a liar nor is she 'crazy'.

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fastestjackass

You didn't have her beating on you with her powers every five minutes!

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not_annika

Considering the stress she has been under and yet no acts of violence have been reported, I feel it unlikely that she's given to such behaviour.

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fastestjackass

And another th--wait. Hold up.

No violence? At all?

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not_annika

She meditates and exercises in the gym when she is distressed.

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[Peter just happened to make the mistake of leaving his room once - just once - and is nearly bombarded by a... well, he wasn't sure. It was a speedy whirlwind of somebody.] You could try being careful, you know!

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fastestjackass

[He zips to a stop and smirks, fists on hips.] You're just too high strung--

Huh. Kinda cute. And is that booze I smell?

--buuuut maybe I shoulda hugged the wall a little more. Sorry.

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peter_vincent

[Now that was a quick change of tone. Good. Now that he got to see the guy when he wasn't a blur, he liked what he saw. Quite unexpected, but he wasn't complaining.]

Apology accepted. [Easing closer to the other's space now. Too early to be drunk, but he definitely has a nice buzz going.] Now, which one are you, again? Memory's a bit fuzzy at the moment.

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fastestjackass

[He does not appear to mind this at all.] Pietro Maximoff, highly superior brother to Wanda the Inmate. And you aaaare?

Sharing that booze, if I have any say in it.

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peter_vincent

Peter Vincent, vampire hunter extraordinaire.

[A dramatic bow and flourish of arms which mysteriously ends with an arm around Pietro's shoulders. Magician's hands, see. They can move quickly.]

Wanda... Nope, name doesn't ring a bell, 'm afraid. But we have a night of opportunities, Pietro. I'm certain we can find something more interesting to discuss than your sister. Right?

[Sly smirk and a coy waggle of brow.]

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[Oh God another Maximoff. Another kid WITH HIS EYES. Erik is pretending very well that this is not fucking with him horribly.]

Misguided, perhaps. What are you afraid of, Pietro? Her?

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fastestjackass

Of course I'm afraid of her! She's as strong as Father and she's nuts. She's tried to kill him and she's beaten me up with her powers like...a dozen times or something.

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wecanavenge

I don't think she's cray.

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fastestjackass

Why do people keep saying that? I don't get it. If this is really sort of a rehab place I get it's possible that it's working, but...

She's so angry.