Touch? Die.
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touch them, I'll kill you
— Roll the dice.
— Let the bodies hit the floor.
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khaldrogos posting in bakerstreettouch them, I'll kill you
— Roll the dice.
— Let the bodies hit the floor.
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Forbidden fruits
May. 23rd, 2026 09:08 amiamthesockpirelestat posting in bakerstreet  +1 hardcore, x100 guilt |
| Part of the appeal of the (under)age difference kink, as in legal-aged characters being involved with those that are underage, is how absolutely taboo and fucked up it is in most cultures. Romance is nice, but let's be honest; it's messed up, even if there is a romantic element. And that's what makes it fun. This meme is for nitty, gritty, not always pretty side of underage. You can play the psychological angles of both sides, whether their actions makes the older party tormented for their decision, and all the filthy, dirty, guilty, and sexy facets this kink can offer. But my character is a good dude and would never _____! Well, you can always say it's a moment of weakness, they didn't think, aliens made them do it, emotions made them do it - or say fuck it, it's a meme. Make them feel guilty about it later. But my character is underage and I want them to be the older party. Age them up or play against someone younger. ( more under here + prompts ) |
smut picture ｐｒｏｍｐｔｓ ✧
May. 23rd, 2026 07:36 amgrinded posting in bakerstreet
smut 💋 picture prompts
| top level & reply to others. be inspired! link 'em: embed 'em: shrink 'em: |
〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛 〚 lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛 〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛 |
Stay over
May. 22nd, 2026 06:53 pmreversesock posting in bakerstreet Roll out a futon. Open up the couch-bed. Find all those extra blankets, because one character is crashing at another character's house for the night! |
Woke up married
May. 22nd, 2026 06:03 pmshiftyeyed posting in bakerstreetWOKE UP MARRIED
You wake up somewhere...strange. You don't remember the previous night. In fact, you may not recognize what's going on at all.
Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.
You got married!
Make a top-level with character and canon, preferences, all that jazz.
Tag others.
You're now married. Congrats? Or here's a map to the courthouse, if you wanna get that annulled. Expect you'll have to untangle yourself from your spouse and figure out what the hell just happened.
PA NOTES
May. 22nd, 2026 05:52 pmdontcryformememetina posting in bakerstreet
THE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE NOTES MEME
1. Post your character trying to convey information.
2. SURPRISE SURPRISE. You cannot text. Therefore you must use whatever you have available to write a passive-aggressive note conveying your point of view. Post-It note on the fridge, anyone? Multiple starter notes are allowed. Blank toplevels are not.
3. Tagging in? Assume the note is for you! Or if you prefer, for a mutual canonmate or even an NPC you made up. Assume some CR if you need to - colleagues? Housemates? Neighbours? Yes, and...? Have fun with it.
4. Profit!
Body heat
May. 22nd, 2026 01:46 pmpicturethat posting in bakerstreetTHE BODY HEAT MEME
Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.
Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.
A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!
So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!
Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.
tfw you will never have a handsome, angst-ridden bodyguard. why live?
May. 22nd, 2026 01:41 pmtrackeds posting in bakerstreet
The Swear Myself to You Meme
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You are a soul, and you have a fleshy mech suit.
May. 22nd, 2026 08:55 amcutenonny posting in bakerstreet
▸ post your character ◂
▸ you're now in a universe where destined soul mates exist! ◂
▸ rng for the type of au and for the ~situation~ ◂
▸ tag around ♥ ◂
type of au;
1. tats, your character has a tattoo of the first words the love of their life will say to them
2. familiars, your character has an animal tattoo representing their soul mate on them
3. glow, the first time your character sees their soul mate, their chests glow!
4. world in color, life is literally black and white, until you see your soul mate for the first time
5. choose your own, i'm definitely missing a milly because i'm lazy, pick your own
situation;
1. first meeting, you've never met this person before.
2. childhood mates, you've always known this person -- but on one particular birthday, everything changes.
3. together, you've been in a relationship for awhile now! happily wed or not, you decide.
4. not together, you've known you're soul mates for a long time, and yet have avoided a relationship.
5. choose your own, self explanatory c:
Sent
May. 21st, 2026 08:24 pmforthemayqueen posting in bakerstreet
ｕｎｓｅｎｔ ｔｅｘｔｓ
| ① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas. |
(no subject)
May. 21st, 2026 06:17 pmmemememem posting in bakerstreet
• comment
• respond to others
• one of you is a mermaid
• the other one of you might not be
• or you're both mermaids, mlm
• or maybe neither of you are? and you're looking for mermaids?
• could be two pirates, plp
• w/e it's mermay you should know what to do by now
Would you rather
May. 21st, 2026 08:06 pmasoftermeme posting in bakerstreet
How to Play
One person asks "Would you rather...?" followed by two options. They can range from mundane to outrageously horrific: be a cat OR be a dog, save starving children in Africa OR have a real working lightsaber, etc. Others decide which they would choose of the two given options. Friendships are created or destroyed.
The Rules
1. Comment with your character with a "Would you rather...?" starter.
2. Respond to other characters with your character's choice out of two (probably horrible) choices.
3. DISCUSS.
Credit to
cherrytrees Need some ideas? Here's a site.
Mid fuck meme
May. 21st, 2026 06:12 pmfirstofherusername posting in bakerstreet
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| Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience? In that case, rejoice! This RULES:
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those are inside thoughts
May. 21st, 2026 05:17 pmparrygripp posting in bakerstreetinvasive questions!
Questions that you'd probably not answer in polite company. They're awkward, embarrassing, and really get at the heart of what goes on upstairs when no one else is around. But, through these TMI questions, we can all get to know each other better and form deeper connections. And isn't that what embarrassment is all about?
HOW to JOIN
- Post your character with some prefs if you choose.
- Let people get all up in your business!
- Bond, grow, cringe, die.
Drawn to you
May. 21st, 2026 02:39 pmmemeboogeyman posting in bakerstreet |
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ATTRACTION
▶ Name + info + prefs. you know the ropes.
▶ Others will toss the 🧲 symbol your way if they're interested in your character, whether they'd admit to it except under meme magic or not.
▶ Gawk at who's into who. Call somebody out for lying, if you believe that they are! Thread thread thread.
▶ Others will toss the 🧲 symbol your way if they're interested in your character, whether they'd admit to it except under meme magic or not.
▶ Gawk at who's into who. Call somebody out for lying, if you believe that they are! Thread thread thread.
Welcome to Panem
May. 21st, 2026 10:38 amomggirlonthenet posting in bakerstreetTHE HUNGER GAMES MEME
Congratulations, Tribute.
You have been selected to participate in the Hunger Games.
The rules are simple: there can only be one victor.
You have to kill everyone else or die.
The last one standing wins.
May the odds be in your favour.
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Let the Games begin.
Congratulations, Tribute.
You have been selected to participate in the Hunger Games.
The rules are simple: there can only be one victor.
You have to kill everyone else or die.
The last one standing wins.
May the odds be in your favour.
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Let the Games begin.
Right timing
May. 21st, 2026 08:40 amsarafina posting in bakerstreet
RIGHT PLACE, RIGHT TIME Face it: you aren't getting out of this pickle unscathed. How you got here, the specifics, don't matter. All that counts is that you're at the end of your rope. Kiss your butt goodbye! |
Secret admirer
May. 21st, 2026 08:19 amdontcryformememetina posting in bakerstreet
SECRET ADMIRER meme
You're in love with them, but they don't know it and you have no real intention of changing this. Whether it's because you don't want to admit anything to yourself, can't handle rejection, don't think you're good enough, or have no real experience with this kind of thing, your lips are sealed...for now. And maybe forever, if you're contented to love them from afar.
That is, if the object of your affection doesn't figure you out first.
HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character, preferences, and whether they'd be the admirer or the admired.
- Reply to others.
- RNG it or not.
PROMPTS
( they're under here )